The Quietus At Novelist

Now that’s what I ‘m Tolkien about! I’m gonna give all other grime acts Amis after tonight’s Dickens of a performance. You’re a Dumas if you missed this show and no doubt feel like punching yourself in the Balzac. Make sure you’re in a Rushdie watch him next time come Heller high water…

(No more novelists or you’re sacked, Ed.)